I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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