brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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