do herpes really smell.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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