We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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