He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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