I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
the raccoons are back...
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