I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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