High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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