hotel room ftw
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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