she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
try to milk me bitch
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