Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Two words: nipple clamps
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