You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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