love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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