I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
