everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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