she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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