also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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