Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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