she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
should my penis look like a turkey
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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