Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
are you so shy because you have an std?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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