lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
