dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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