He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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