I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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