so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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