Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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