Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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