So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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