So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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