well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
So many bounce houses so little time
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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