So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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