Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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