there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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