Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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