Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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