she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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