What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
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