it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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