I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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