In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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