At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
