We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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