Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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