i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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