Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Randomize
