She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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