nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
