community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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