Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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