She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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