Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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