He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
