your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
North Korea, Best Korea!
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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