My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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