All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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