Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
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i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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