Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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