If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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