What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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