I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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