im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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