Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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