I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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