do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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